It’s that time of year again. Swathes of old blades pining for a reunion, waiting to get messy with their long lost rowers.
The ball is happening at the City Rooms, Leicester on the 15th March starting at 19:00. Obviously dress code is black tie/rowing blazer and women in a sexy-ass cocktail dress with lots of cleavage showing please.
The club's bigger than ever this year so let’s make it a memorable one, also a fair few old blades are gracing us with their acquaintance this year.
I am pleased to announce that the old blades coming to the ball this year are…
Darth Brunton
Charlie golden locks Brodie
Phillip let my hoover suck you Reilly
Len Tarfe
sMeg Andrews
Kos… bum
Tammy I like it when kos dutch ovens me Crain
Anna how dare you win at Notts City in your first year of rowing Wallis
Becca got naked at peterborough #1 Cox
Kate got naked at peterborough #2 Martin
Emma got naked at peterborough #3 Rockall
Andy Bargewell
Jen Bones
We all love a bit of… Bowrey
Kelly rock up in your dads Ferrari please Skiba
Fiona halfy Boyce
Ben balls out Collins
Ben I’ve brung my toys Warnett
Louis Walsh… Watson
MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY Harry Ako
Robby JJ Janeiro
Caitlin Blooming for DP action
Oli look at my boner whilst coaching the fresher girls 8 Collington
Miss Wanning of Emmamanshire
Scrat Cat-gash
Max Tullis-Turner (no nick name can describe this monstrosity)
… if I’ve missed you out please tell us you’re coming – I’ll edit this so your name’s up here